SNOWPOCALYPSE!

No, I don't mean the Foursquare venue that helped so many people unlock the Super Duper Swarm and Epic Swarm Badges.  I mean when I look out my window, and all I see are cars that are up to their antennas in snow, I can only think Promotional Products!  Lets take a look at a few items that you could have given to your target market that might have saved them from this year's Snowmageddon.

Telescoping Ice Scraper.

Portable Ice Scraper

The Telescoping Ice Scraper is a serious tool that will be loved and kept by any one with a car.  The Portable one is a handy device that can be kept in the glove box.  The words that we would have heard from the wielder of these tools yesterday would have been something like; "Thank goodness that (your company name) gave me this ice scraper!  This thing totally saved my life!"

Check out this big Mamma-Jamma!

This Folding Snow Shovel is freaking amazing!  Any person who was equipped with this thing over the weekend had absolutely no fears about the snow.  Just knowing that I had this would have helped me sleep more soundly while the snow was pouring down.  Give this one to your target demographic, or to your clients when winter is upon us, and they will surely say; "Good thing I have this freaking awesome snow shovel.  Boy, (your company name) really saved my life"!

The moral of the story is to Never Stop Promoting!  And, if you keep your promotions seasonal, you can end up saving a life and generating a very loyal client.

The Season of Giving

I want to talk about one of my most favoritest gifts.  A personalized, etched wine bottle.  These bottles are gorgeous!  But not everyone drinks, so what now?  Well, you also have the option of Maple Syrup, Champaign, and Olive Oil...  something for everyone!  These bad boys are machine etched and then hand painted to make every word and logo really stand out.  Check out the pics:

Once your logo and message is etched into the bottle, you can then personalize the bottles by name.  Imagine your 40 best clients receiving a bottle of wine with your logo etched directly into the glass, and underneath your logo is a message of 'thank you' and their name.  This bottle will probably sit on their desk for years, untouched until that day when 8 feet of snow forces everyone to stay overnight at work and every last drop of every thing is drank.  Even then though, the empty bottle will persist.

   

The 12 Days of Swagmas!

As New York's premier Marketing Materials supplier, United was in charge this year of writing the industries' holiday theme song.  So, after all of the creative sessions and band meetings, here it is; The 12 Days of Swagmas!

On the First day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
A Pen in a Box for me!

On the Second day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
2 Turtlenecks
and a Pen in a Box for me!

On the Third day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
3 Flying Discs
2 Turtlenecks
And a Pen in a Box for me.

On the Fourth day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
4 Calling Cards
3 Flying Discs
2 Turtlenecks
And a Pen in a Box for me.

On the Fifth day of Swagmas, United gave to meeee:
5 Golden Things ! !
4 Calling Cards
3 Flying Discs
2 Turtlenecks
And a Pen in a Box for me

On the Sixth day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
6 Fleece Embroidered
5 Golden Things
4 Calling Cards
3 Flying Discs
2 Turtlenecks
And a Pen in a Box for me.

On the Seventh day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
7 Totes a-toting
6 Fleece Embroidered
5 Golden Things
4 Calling Cards
3 Flying Discs
2 Turtlenecks
And a Pen in a Box for me

On the Eighth day of Swagmas, United gave to me:
8 Mugs with Logo's
7 Totes a-toting
6 Fleece Embroidered

5 Golden Things

4 Calling Cards

3 Flying Discs

2 Turtlenecks

And a Pen in a Box for me

On the Ninth day of Swagmas, United gave to me:

9 Lanyards Hangin'

8 Mugs with Logo's

7 Totes a-toting

6 Fleece Embroidered

5 Golden Things

4 Calling Cards

3 Flying Discs

2 Turtlenecks

And a Pen in a Box for me

On the Tenth day of Swagmas, United gave to me:

10 Lens Cloths Wiping

9 Lanyards Hangin'

8 Mugs with Logo's

7 Totes a-toting

6 Fleece Embroidered

5 Golden Things

4 Calling Cards

3 Flying Discs

2 Turtlenecks

And a Pen in a Box for me

On the Eleventh day of Swagmas, United gave to me:

11 Pencils Drawing

10 Lens Cloths Wiping

9 Lanyards Hangin'

8 Mugs with Logo's

7 Totes a-toting

6 Fleece Embroidered

5 Golden Things

4 Calling Cards

3 Flying Discs

2 Turtlenecks

And a Pen in a Box for me

On the Twelfth day of Swagmas, United gave to me:

12 Duffel's Silk screened

11 Pencils Drawing

10 Lens Cloths Wiping

9 Lanyards Hangin'

8 Mugs with Logo's

7 Totes a-toting

6 Fleece Embroidered

5 Golden Things

4 Calling Cards

3 Flying Discs

2 Turtlenecks

And a Pen in a Box for me